Why is Ben updating you ask? Isn't he supposed to be in Paris right now?

Yes.

Maybe he's updating from a computer in Paris?

NO! They don't have computers in Paris.

Actually, they do.

Am I updating from Paris? No.

I am stuck in New York. Against my will. Because Air France sucks.

I barely missed my flight (even though I was there 50 minutes before it was due to take off) and even after offering to leave my bags behind at the airport (because they said they didn't have time to check my bags and that's why I couldn't board) they wouldn't let me through.

That was a horribly written sentence. The experience was even more horrible.

Anyway, I'm stuck here for a couple more days and will be going to Paris on Tuesday on a flight that stops in Milan on the way there and in Rome on the way back. Yay, I get to go to Italy too... for a couple hours...

Grrr.

*Annoyed*